Jokes on you, Dad.
Send some cringeworthy jokes to the dad in your life.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.π€¦ββοΈ
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.ππ
How many tickles does it take an octopus to laugh?
πTen tickles.π
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.π€£π€£π€£
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
πΌBa-na-na-naas.
Whatβs one fruit you canβt purchase by itself?
A pear.π€£
What did the clock do when it was hungry?π
It went back four seconds.
What should you do when youβre attacked by clowns?
Go for the juggler.π€‘π€ΉββοΈπ€‘
Which birthday only lasts for half a minute?π€
Your 32nd birthday.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.π
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